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oddowl24:

Jaw dropping

it’s always important to follow this video with this one

yesterday i got called a loser by a 5 year old

what has happened to my life

i think my little brother thinks i’m stupid or something

my parents are out for the night, so it’s just me and my brother. i was reading for most of the afternoon while he was “watching tv.”

he’s been forbidden from going on the computer until he gets his act together, but since my parents aren’t here to police him as strictly he’s on there every second he can. we have a time lock on the computer that is supposed to prevent him from getting on when my parents don’t want him to, but he’s figured out a way around it that lets him on whenever he wants.

of course, he doesn’t think i know about this. he thinks i can’t hear him typing and clicking away on combat arms or maplestory all evening, only to quickly power off the monitor and dash to the armchair near the computer whenever he hears me coming down the stairs. 

i mean seriously, if he’s going for “ninja,” he’s failing miserably.

the last time i walked down there i said to him nonchalantly, “so you’re off the computer?” and being nervous as he was, he replied, “no the computer’s been on since last night, daddy turned it on!” yeah, totally not suspicious. then i told him that i knew he was playing on the computer and he shouldn’t even try to pretend he’s not, and in return i got a deer-in-the-headlights expression, hahah. 

nice try, nice try.

i’m really tempted

to comment, “no one cares.” on all of the posts on my facebook newsfeed. 

but i’d like to live to see graduation, so i think i’ll restrain myself

Peggster: you know what i heard? ›

peggster:

you know what i heard?

i heard that in some schools, if the student has an A by the time finals rolls around, then the student doesn’t need to take the final for that class. because they believe that if the student managed to maintain their A, they must have at least tried a little on something…

students complain about having to take finals. teachers complain about having to grade finals. logical solution? cancel finals.

now this sounds really unrealistic, but think about it. no one likes them. the only justification for having them is to demonstrate that you know the material—but what have you been doing for the past semester? is your overall grade over the semester not a good demonstration of what you’ve been learning? i don’t know about you but i’d rather have my grades determined by how i’ve been doing the whole term than by a single two hour exam. 

but how about those who want to use the finals to raise their grades, because they actually did learn the material and just for some reason didn’t show it through the semester? make finals optional! if a student would like the opportunity to raise their grade with a final, they can have the chance to do that. there’s just no point in making everyone else take them as well.

i’ve worked hard this whole semester to maintain high grades in my classes. i really don’t appreciate having that jeopardized by a two hour exam.

unfortunately, no one listens to my opinion.

dubstep

you remember that noise when you jumped while listening to your old personal cd player, or the noise when you put a scratched cd into a cd player?

that, in essence, is dubstep. 

evonne speaks the truth

  • Evonne: DUDE
  • omg
  • like
  • For some reason
  • I felt
  • respect
  • for the
  • gangster type people
  • cause they were like
  • "later bitches"
  • totally casually
  • and I spent like 30 seconds
  • pondering
  • on what they would call
  • their enemies then
  • : S

yo dude wassap

talkin like a mofo gangsta and talkin bout your sweet rappin don change da fact that you’re a nerd. 

ecocolumns.

remember those? freshman bio, where everyone brought fish and spiders and crickets to keep in our three-liter bottle “ecosystems”? 

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i am a walking, talking taylor swift song

excuse me while i make some major overhauls in my life…

dearest tumblr,

when someone writes a post about tricking someone into clicking on a link with something scary, and then attaches a link saying “here, click on this!”…

…you don’t really have any right to complain about being scared by the contents when you click on it.

i think i’m allergic to school

on sunday i was perfectly fine.

by thursday, i am sick with multiple allergy symptoms.

what has changed: increased exposure to school.

coincidence? i think not.

of course, not that they’re bitter or anything.